NAUGHTY GIRL

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach.He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himselfwith the newspaper he was reading.The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?

"Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and theguy fell asleep.When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police askedhim what happenedThe guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girlasked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'mhere.

 

"The police went to the ! beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did youdo to that naked fellow?"After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with hisbird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set itsnest on fire!".

 

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