Sunday, July 18, 2004

NICE ENGLISH....hehehe

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and hasbeen preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and youmay try direct translation in Tagalog.Pls read with feelings...

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October 1996
 
To Marjie, 


I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reasonyou can think about but you're very fatbody. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you'rehabit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or thisor that.
 
And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family andthen asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your themost! preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?
 
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, butif you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you area PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
 
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look tous in the mirror.I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
 
Love,
 
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
 
P.S.
 
You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want tokissed. Meor you? You or me?! And the final is me. there you go.<<<======== (",)

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"The pen is mightier than the sword, but not as mighty as the keyboard."
                                                             -Maikeru  c" ,? =======>>>
 
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1 comment:

Murty BVNS said...

what can I say except funny :)