ONLY IN D'PILIPINS

Cory Aquino watches "Mano Po 2" everydayand cries everytime...
Dito lang kasi niya nakita na ikinasal si Kris!
**********  
Bakit sa Pilipinas kung mag-aaply ka ng clerkkailangan college graduate ka,
pero kung mag-aaply ka for president,high school drop-out ok na?
Just curious ha.. bakit???
**********  
Noong araw, ERAP na ERAP na.Ngayon ARROY, ARROYO-KO na!,
wag na POE, wag na POE.
Baka maLACSON ang KABAYAN natin
at magka ROCO ROCO ang buhay natin.
**********
GMA: Economic mind
ROCO: academic mind
EDDIE V: Godly mind
LOREN: changeable mind
NOLI: no mind
PING: mastermind
FPJ: Never mind!
**********  
Lights, camera, action!
Starring FPJ
Directed by ERAP
Script by ED ANGARA
Produced by DANDING COJUANGCO
Sa pelikulang, "BAYAN KO, TODAS KA!"
**********  
Presidentiables have records:
GMA: Jose Pidal case
ROCO: has textbook scam
LACSON: has kuratong baleleng
Only FPJ has no records - not even school records! Nanay ko po! ...
 
-END>>>>>>>>>>